What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 09:45
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Why do a bra and panties have to match?
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
——K-Pop Songs that got boring really quickly
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
—
Trump Plans Biofuel Quota Boost, Seeks to Crimp Imports - Bloomberg
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Job openings rise in middle of trade wars, but businesses are slower to hire - MarketWatch
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why Fans Think Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Might Already Be Married - instyle.com
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids